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сент. 29, 2008 | 10:11 am
mood: working working

OH LOOK IT'S THAT MEME AGAIN! I mostly didn't fail at doing this last time but hey let's see how this goes.

It goes LIKE SO. You comment here and ASK A QUESTION it can be anything CFUD related, OOC, IC, Relationship, psychology, thoughts, whatever. I.E. My character's opinion of your character or maybe what you have been wondering about this behavior or that, or general thoughts on my characters or canons or what, who I might consider raping you into apping, etc.

WHEN I REPLY I will also ask you a question in turn!

In this way we talk at each other, which is fun.

I play Ema, Zuko, Kururu, and Ocelot.

Am currently at work, which may make me reply faster or slower depending on my need to procrastinate. WE'LL SEE /o/
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сент. 14, 2008 | 01:49 am
mood: amused amused

AN EPIPHANY! Based on this.

Aviy: |D
now i'm just like
envisioning ocelot trying to figure out how to molest snake NOT within his field of vision
me: ....... that's totally how he invented that CQC grab from behind + cheek kiss combo.
Aviy: ajf;
me: somehow, every horrible thing Ocelot will ever do is because of some offhand remark Snake made
Aviy: i. it's true


сент. 6, 2008 | 04:47 pm
mood: productive productive

So I was bored at work the other day, and I thought to myself, "Hey, I should essay on some random headcanon/thoughts re: Ocelot!" So I did.

And uh.

It got long.

Like, really long.

Bullet points because I'm too lazy to write a real, coherent essay.

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... so I guess I have a "type."

авг. 7, 2008 | 02:36 am
mood: disturbed and a bit turned on disturbed and a bit turned on

Let's just blame Biz and be done with it.

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июл. 4, 2008 | 08:02 pm
mood: content content

AGE: 26 [born June 6th, 1944]
HEIGHT: Around 5'11".
EYES: Blue.
HAIR: Blond.

MEDICAL INFO: Perfectly normal human! Probably some minor scars from having been shot/stabbed a few times, but nothing particularly remarkable.

PHYSICAL TRAITS: Has a proper soldier's build, but is definitely on the lean/agile side. Can still put up a good close-quarters fight, though. The most notable thing about him physically (aside from his being a sharp dresser!) and one that, sadly, my icons don't convey, is that he's really, really animated. Pretty much anytime he's talking to someone, he's making gratuitous hand gestures -- pointing, handwaving, spreading his arms to make a point, doing this weird finger-gun thing... Ocelot is very dramatic.

WHAT'S OKAY TO MENTION AROUND HIM: Knows spoilers through Portable Ops (and thus understands more of the plot of MGS4 than anyone else in the cast) so anything having to do with that is totally fine; vague spoilers for the rest of the series I can probably roll with but if it's something extreme I'd appreciate a heads-up. Basically: fourth wall-breaking and suggesting he grow a mustache is awwwwright, but something like, say, Zanzibar Land is... well, a thing I would need to prepare a properly fucking amazed response for. (This may be edited after the rest of the cast intros and hilarious clusterfuck ensues.)

ABILITIES: First and foremost, let's talk about guns. Ocelot uses two Colt Single Action Army revolvers with six shots each, and totally gets off on reloading them in the middle of a battle. He's a crack shot, fast and incredibly deadly -- and skilled enough to calculate the proper angle to fire in order to make his bullet ricochet off a surface and hit a target he can't get a clear shot at. He is amazing.

He is also a thoroughly fantastic liar who is able to totally screw over the governments of two world powers in order to steal the fortune of a secret society and secretly assist Snake on his MISSION!!, all without breaking character or letting anyone catch on. Including Snake. Basically, he's the type of person who sees the world like a chess board and he's always thinking at least six steps ahead.

Thirdly, he is... resilient. He got kicked in the head, thrown off a building, and hit in the face with a motorcycle once, and was fine enough to make vague threats and scamper off afterward. COMIC VIOLENCE TOPS AND YET HAS NO EFFECT.

NOTES FOR THE PSYCHICS: HAHAHA GOOD QUESTION! He's pretty much a triple-crossing backstabbing lying liar McLiarface who is really, really excellent at hiding his true intentions from basically everyone. Understanding the full convoluted extent of the motivations behind his actions is a bit like looking upon Cththulhu and will DRIVE YOU MAD. Unless Big Boss is around, in which case his thought processes are something roughly along the lines of "SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE HEY SNAKE HEY SNAKE PAY ATTENTION TO ME ♥"

CAN I SHAPESHIFT/BODYSWAP/SPIT AT/STEP ON/OTHERWISE HARASS?: Why the hell not! He might shoot you in the foot, though.

HUGGING/KISSING/OTHER NON-VIOLENT PHYSICAL CONTACT: YOU MAY CERTAINLY TRY, although I... don't know why you'd want to. And neither does he.

GRATUITOUS VIOLENCE: Is awesome! As MGS operates on sexy video game logic, being a midboss, he can be shot multiple times and be totally fine in the next cutscene. Or, hell, in the same cutscene. However, RPing fights generally requires my brain to work, so I would appreciate a heads-up if you think something involving actual thought processes is about to happen.

DEATH: You can try, but you'll only create a time paradox and get a GAME OVER.

COOKING: I am saying yes. Because I bet he totally learned to cook five-course meals to try and seduce Big Boss. THE WAY TO A MAN'S HEART! ♥ Totally juggles eggs and flips things in pans and looks hilarious while he's doing it and will practice until he can make it perfectly and it is all very presentable-looking.

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июн. 29, 2008 | 07:14 pm
mood: accomplished accomplished

Character: Ocelot
Series: Metal Gear Solid
Age: 26, as of MGS: Portable Ops.
Job: Posing as a tracking instructor while successfully seeing the top secret mission known only as Operation: Ceiling Cat through to completion for a mysterious shadowy organization whose identity will not be revealed until after the ending credits.

Canon: In order to properly explain the plot of the Metal Gear Solid series, this canon section would need to be an 85-minute cutscene. The important thing to know is that MGS is a video game series which chiefly concerns four things: 1) tactical espionage action, 2) breaking the fourth wall, 3) SHADY GOVERNMENT ACTIVITIES!!1!, and 4) The Gay. It also doubles as a history lesson: for example, did you know that during the Cold War, the Soviet Union made giant walking death tanks? It's true! Some more important historical figures from the USSR that they didn't teach you about in freshman history class were a giant bisexual guy with lightning powers, a psychic ghost who wanders around with a cardboard sign, and a tubby dude covered in bees. THE MORE YOU KNOW.

Cocky, excitable, and more than a little crazy, Ocelot rose quickly through the ranks of the Soviet army to become a successful recurring midboss at the tender age of twenty. Ocelot is obsessed with spaghetti Westerns, wears spurs with his Spetsnaz uniform, and is a master of gun-twirling. He is also fond of spouting off ocelot facts and meowing before he goes into battle... a habit which people prefer not to question. However, despite his decidedly odd quirks and a penchant for theatrics that can get him into trouble during a fight, he is a competent soldier -- he's ruthless in battle, a crack shot with a revolver, and tenacious to the point of obsession when he sets his mind on something (or
someone). Oh, and there was that one time he double-crossed the governments of two world powers to steal half the fortune of a global secret society without anyone catching on.

Sample Entry:

Evasion, deception, concealment... all of these techniques are embodied in the ultimate soldier. There are men who have made an art out of the ability to avoid being seen. It takes years of training, endless reserves of stamina, and talent that most men can only dream of. However, for every rat there is a trap; it takes elite skills to follow what can't be found. Lucky for you, that's what I'm here for. You can call me Major Ocelot... and I'll be your tracking instructor.

The tracker of a man gifted in the art of concealment is at a natural disadvantage. You have no camouflage menu or third-person camera options... you can't even see his life bar. And not only that! Tracking -- real tracking -- takes more than just skill. It takes absolute dedication. You have to know your quarry inside and out. Follow him. Study him. Learn everything you can about him. Watch his movements -- and watch them closely when he thinks he's alone. I trust that you're familiar with the term "eavesdropping"? You might think it's not meant to be taken literally... but that is the mindset that separates the pussycat from the predator.

But just watching isn't enough. To truly track your quarry, you must become your quarry. Get in his mindset. Do as he does. Eat what he eats. Go through his personal belongings, if you can... and when he's unconscious--

... Well. I believe I've made my point.

On to business, then! From today forward, you will all undergo a rigorous training regimen. The days are long and the drills are difficult, but when all of this is over you will have gained stealth, cunning, and the ability to respond to my signals with military precision. It might sound harsh, to those without experience... but in the end, you will find yourselves transformed from mewling kittens into fierce and deadly hunters. I have the utmost confidence in each and every one of you. I trust that you won't disappoint... after all, ocelots are unforgiving creatures.

All right, troops... assemble! Mrrreeeoooow~